Hollup. Hold my phone.

I sent my roommate a picture of a bathing suit she should get herself for a cruise. I think she thought I meant myself, and knowing i'm poor she quick paid me the money.
Just
TRILL
a$$
shit
like that.

 My mom says I'm going to be single forever 

because of The Crew. 

But fck it 

I found a group of real ass people, 

and it shall suffice. :)