Tonia invited me to some company dinner last night. I was hesitant, but free food is always good. So I agreed. Unfortunately I was high before she picked me up and got even more high when she got here. She made the mistake of asking me to give her directions and that she would drive.
---> I looked up the place on my phone and gave her directions. We stopped at a stoplight….laughed for 10 minutes straight at nothing. We arrived. We went inside and there was some fucking accordion music playing, along with children and karaoke and….it. was. just. weird. We walked outside…she called her co-workers. Come to find out I’d looked up the wrong restaurant.
My bad.
--->We find the right restaurant. When we walk in I don’t know why I was expecting a younger crowd. It wasn’t. The racial mixture was good, but I was still high. Too high to function, hence why there are no pictures from said party.
Friendly people like shaking hands, and making eye contact. BIG MISTAKE. One guy shook my hand for an uncomfortable amount of time and made some major contact with my red ass eyes. Smfh. We sat at the end of the table. The waitress was rude. She never brought us menus and when we finally got one this bitch came to take our order.
We were the last to arrive, why the FUCK would you take our order first???
--->Unbeknownst to me, Tonia ordered ONE slice of CHEESE pizza. We’re at a fucking Italian restaurant and we can order anything, and she orders that. -____- Me, not hearing her properly and being overwhelmed by all the words on the menu said I’d have whatever she had. To top it all off, the waitress asked me to pass her the sugar. LADY I’M HIGH, leave me alone!! I didn’t know what to do, I went from the salt to the the cheese to finally the sugar. Smfh!
When the food came, we looked like 8 year olds eating our slices of pizza, while everyone else had plates of pasta and whole pizzas. Thank the reefer tho….it made that shit the best cheese pizza on earth.
The End :) Mya's Rendition.